I’LL BE FEATURING A FEW PEOPLE WHO I THINK SHOULD BE SPAYED OR NEUTERED. TODAY’S VICTIM:
Rush Limbaugh!!!
Gay marriage
Rush believes in the sanctity of marriage, and believes that gays, if allowed to marry under US law, would ruin that sanctity. This from a man who has been married three times, divorced three times, and in some circles is rumored to be gay himself.
Rush respects the military
Like so many other conservatives, Rush spends a good amount of time pontificating on his respect and admiration for the military. Also like many other conservatives, despite this respect, he could never be bothered to actually join the military himself.
Labor unions
Rush derides labor unions, though he is a member of one himself. He says this is, “Because in this business, I have to be.”
Democracy
Rush, like his hero George W Bush, believes democracy is the best governing style for all peoples of the world. Even when the democratic process yields unsavory results such as Hamas taking power in Gaza, Rush will tell you that the process must surely have been tampered with, otherwise such a result would not have been possible.